February 2012
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yoga4dogs:
The Indians would use every part of the animal to build cool ramps for their wild stallions.
Did the number of Odd Future fans decrease as much as I hope it did or did I just get better at avoiding them?
My best friend/life partner/guy whatever is in the City, playing a show, attending an opening of a gallery that’s showing his work, and staying at this loft where a bunch of terrible people like Lady Gaga and Andy Warhol and Prince lived and I’m going to spend the night looking for a job in my underwear, maybe crying
in the dark
DID YOU KNOW: 638 different bearded men calling...
I want to meet someone who has never been to a mall.
yoga4dogs:
This is a cover I did of Will Smith’s...
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Anonymous asked: your jewish?
turboslime:
funny webcomic idea: 2 hipsters walk into a bar, one is like “hear the new music” and the others like “im being ironic..you probably havent heard of it”
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Virtual Balboa, Brock Winthrop, Bart Hacker, Wyatt, Prick Baxter, Tommy Vee, Red Brown, Fennel Cartwright, Frickey Weaver, Cooter, Bernard Fuddle, Dirk Funk, Curtis Nala, Gomez, Levi Goulet, Buddy Gripple, Grover Knox, Desmond Sanford, Holmes, Reginald Maplethorp, Dudley, Gianini, Nuno Gloop, Tanyo Lubbock, Luke, Kermit Neville, Nipper, The PolishStallion, Lars, Don Savage, Rusty...
patrick’s newest album is free right now and i think everyone should download it. it’s real important to me. my name’s in a song. look. right the heck now.
One time my mom texted me to ask if I’d ever heard of Primus because she won tickets to a show of theirs.
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This is The Casket Of Amontillado by Chaos Con...
favoritepanties replied to your post: strepsis replied to your post: Today I was walking…
I think that Bloomington is a really nice place to live (I don’t live there, and Bedford is very different from Bloomington). It has the diversity of a large city with the size of a small suburb-esque town. It’s also very pretty.
Out of anywhere I’ve ever been, Bloomington would totally be my...
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strepsis replied to your post: Today I was walking to Food Not Bombs and a guy in…
Albany sounds like a really bad place. xBedford Pridex
I was kinda shocked by how nice Bloomington/the surrounding area was. I’ve been to nice places, but Bloomington was just xrawdankextremex niceness.
whiskeyteacup asked: you're gorgeous and i love you
Anonymous asked: What Mascara do you wear?
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Today I was walking to Food Not Bombs and a guy in businessy clothes stopped me, looked me dead in the eye, and told me, “Better watch out walking down there, sweetheart; too many niggers,” and that was the first time I ever threw something at a complete stranger’s head.
Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all.
yoga4dogs:
buckrussell answered your question: Should I make another mixtape?
no
Who the fuck are you? Your blog is all memes and porn. When I need to know which date rape drug’s taste is best masked by Mountain Dew, I’ll turn to you. Until then, butt the fuck out.
I lose at least four followers for every post I make that is about feelings with “proper grammar.”
everets:
think of as many bad Whitney Houston jokes you can right now and write them down. now close your laptop and read the list over and over again for the rest of the night.
cashcrab:
I’m starting a campaign called “It Gets Better” for those times when you put a post-rock song in the car or somewhere social like that, and your friends who don’t listen to post-rock get bored and complain that “it’s too quiet” or “they don’t even have a singer” before the climax even comes in, so you have to keep telling them things like “no, I’m telling you man, just wait, it gets...
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“All I did today was watch Magnum P.I. and look at cars. I’m living what I understand is your life and it’s real bad.”
Realizing how negatively my dad could interpret this text message
I’m looking at cars on Craigslist in my underwear while listening to The Beach Boys.
I’m Doing What Dads Do
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I successfully screenprinted something for the first time ever this week!
Today would’ve been my “two-year anniversary” with the first boy I ever really, really loved. Him and his girlfriend got in a huge fight because of stuff he said to me this week and he said that we shouldn’t talk anymore, but we will talk “eventually.” I accidentally met his girlfriend on...
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negativepleasure replied to your photo: I’m so excited
what’s midnight caller?
oh man, it’s this really bad cop drama and it’s maybe the most unintentionally funny show i’ve ever seen. i highly recommend it.